Blueprint Of A Lethargic Mind

DAY 2 - BOB

Today, we sat Bob down to a showing of the Karate Kid films. This is the first time we've used these films in our brainsucking methodoseikalis. In the past we've used such films as The Wizard of Oz ( set to the Darkside of the Moon album), What About Bob?, a host of Val Kilmer flicks, Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (which surprisingly tested well), Chocolat (tested better with our own kind), as well as a few episodes of The Brady Bunch; particularly the ones where they run-a-muck in Hawaii and the one entitled "Adios Johnny Bravo" (adios indeed). In this karate Kid series, however, we see a young, possibly mentally handicapped boy overcome adversity and street toughs with the help of an old drunk little Asian man, known as Mr. Miyagi. Little did we know that there were four of these freaking movies including a final one with a girl who looked like she got punched in the face forty-five times (reference the film, Million Dollar Baby and the The Office episode #77, "Prince Family Paper"). This series of films seemed to please Bob very much. Then he perspired and expired. We took what was left of his brain so we could feed our Megadosinusitispolytechnicfortificatormax3. Go meat!

Happy hunting.